Posted 2 days ago

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

(Source: parjars)

Posted 2 days ago

are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

(Source: abakkus)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
dontjudge-donthate:

This, 1000000000 times this
*Goosebumps*

dontjudge-donthate:

This, 1000000000 times this

*Goosebumps*

(Source: und3r-rat3d)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
does-anything-matter:

yes, yes i do.

And I always will.

does-anything-matter:

yes, yes i do.

And I always will.

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.

mikaelson-forbes:

Little kids waiting in line. 

‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ 

Me

‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’

(Source: un-viaje-de-hongos)

Posted 2 days ago